Oh Jesus, i thought i didnt have that much to catch up on, writing is just as exciting as the thought of doing homework at the moment. God only knows where the memories of the last two months have gone. Keep yourself occupied with the photos and fill in the information yourself wont you? As the brilliant Dylan Moran said as his opening line to What it is: "I dont know!".

So think of others next time you plan on causing a disturbance in public.